Random idea.
This is how it works:
One bright day, Chris woke up and wondered and poundered on what to do.
"I could make music." He thought.
"Or get drunk."
"Or argue with my Ex."
"Or eat candy."
"Or go out on a killing spree to shot that stupid clown I hate."
"Or run with the wolves."
"Or go out with Iceheart the hamster."
"Or cry"
"Or even better I'll go find someone and.."
"Nah, I'll just go back to sleep."